Semi-Professional denotes the jack of all trades that I dabble in—hopefully for tremendous profit…
I was an NCAA D1 tennis slugger who was on the verge of breaking through to the ATP, my new wave/rock/popping tunes are exceptional and commercial, and my writing (especially The Ascent of a Barbarious Court Squatter) is the equivalent of a 7.0 world-class ranking in tennis.
While Semi-Professional means, to a great extent highly skilled, it also connotes potential shortcomings. “Our Supreme Court once advocated for eugenics and votes along hard party lines…Not enough naysayers “f” the Environmental Pollution Agency…” A punk rock anthem—to be sure!